IF PANORAMA were Father Christmas - the gifts we would give

TO COMMISSIONER OF POLICE IAN McGRAIL: An in-house bomb disposal unit...

TO CHIEF MINISTER FABIAN PICARDO: UK Cabinet post, compliments of Theresa May.

TO GSD LEADER KEITH AZOPARDI: The Unelected Party Leader of the Year.

TO THE COMMANDER BRITISH FORCES TIM HENRY: A rowing boat to protect British sovereign waters.

TO ENVIRONMENTAL MINISTER JOHN CORTES: A fishing rod.

TO TRAFFIC MINISTER PAUL BALBAN: An electric shaver to while his time away from any more traffic mischiefs.

TO GOVERNOR EDWARD DAVIS: A copy of the Constitution so that he adheres to his responsibilities, such as defending British waters.

TO MINISTER SAMANTHA SACRAMENTO: More affordable houses.

TO GSD MEMBER ELIOTT PHILLIPS: To be or not to be Leader of the Opposition.

TO MINISTER GILBERT LICUDI: Retirement.

TO THE SELF-DETERMINATION GROUP: Wakey, wakey.

TO DEPUTY CHIEF MINISTER DR JOSEPH GARCIA: The Freedom of the City of Brussels.

TO THE GOVERNMENT: The EU Deal that might never be.

TO THE OPPOSITION: A pot of glue.

TO MARLENE HASSAN NAHON OF TOGETHER GIBRALTAR: Action.

TO GGCA PRESIDENT WENDY CUMMING: Sir Joe Bossano.

TO GSD MEMBER ROY CLINTON: A calculator.

TO MINISTER ALBERT ISOLA: A political map to aid his travels.

TO GSD MEMBER LAWRENCE LLAMAS: A question - Are you in the right place?

TO HEALTH MINISTER NEIL COSTA: A healthy New Year.

TO GSD MEMBER EDWIN REYES: Is he going anywhere?

TO PARLIAMENT SPEAKER ADOLFO CANEPA: A lift.

TO ANONYMOUS RECIPIENT: The JBS Four.